Chadwick Boseman and Michael Jackson promote Twitter Blue

This week, Elon “gifted” Twitter Blue to every account with over 1M followers. (If you don't know, Twitter Blue is Elon's plan to somehow earn back $44B, $8/month at a time. It's also an easy way to spot incels on Twitter.)

But this also applied to celebrity accounts that were, um, no longer in use by the celebrity.

Michael Jackson apparently pays $8/mo for Twitter Blue.

(Because they are dead.)

So Twitter Blue’s marketing team must have been really good to wrangle these endorsements:

The ghosts of Kobe, Anthony, Michael, and Barbara endorsing Twitter Blue.

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